Merck develops drug that deals with its own side effects

By JOEY NOVICK

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Merck: Satire

“Lexmora©, this little yellow pill, makes people feel the same way before and after it is taken,” said Merck CEO Kenneth C. Frazier.

Lysusproteun (tradename – Lexmora©), is a prescription-only drug which addresses a wide range of ailments. These include nausea, dry mouth, vomiting, excessive sweating, headache, tremor, drowsiness, inability to sleep, sexual dysfunction, anal leakage, and severe gaseous bloating. For patients with heart problems or those with diabetes, there may be an additional benefit of addressing dizziness, tingling sensations, tiredness, vivid dreams, and irritability or poor mood.

The side effects of Lexmora© are nausea, dry mouth, vomiting, excessive sweating, headache, tremor, drowsiness, inability to sleep, sexual dysfunction, anal leakage, and severe gaseous bloating. For patients with heart problems or those with diabetes, there may additional side effects of dizziness, tingling sensations, tiredness, vivid dreams, and irritability or poor mood.

Ask your doctor about Lexmora©, if you have any of the above symptoms.

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